Fan Fiction - One Life To Live

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June 3/03
Rex: [Imitates Joey] Jen? Jen? Speak to me, Jen. Are you all right?

Jen: When is his holiness going to realize that he doesn't need to keep rescuing me?

Rex: [Normal voice] How else is he going to get his angel wings?

Jen: He needs to find somebody that he can really save.

Rex: He probably doesn't even care. In fact, I bet that the only reason he became a priest is because he's, like, gay and he's too scared to come out of the closet. And that is just so 1950s.

Jen: Joe is not gay.

Rex: Is there something you're not telling me?

Jen: No, no, I'm just saying that he's not gay. I mean, he's -- he's dating that girl flash, isn't he? I me … what kind of name is "flash," anyway? She should be walking around in tights and a cape.

Rex: Yeah, that'd be hot. Well, you know, not as hot as you, though.

Jen: My drink's flat.